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tltty:

notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!

america: 1

britain: 0

notice how every other country in the world hates you

what about canada

canada doesnt hate us

nobody cares what canada thinks

Canada can’t hear you over all the gay marriages taking place

Canada wins

go canada

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Gay Marriage: I'm only legal in 6 states.
Having sex with a horse: I'm legal in 23 states.
America: I'm an idiot.
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